So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”
i remember this one convo with my ex
i wanted to watch obsessed and he was like “i don’t like beyonce”
and now i have another reason why it’s a really good thing we broke up