foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

lol today at work my coworker was trying to one up me with how kinky he is (fyi i’m not kinky) and all he could come up with was spanking so i was like

hey, look up pegging

(fyi i don’t find pegging that kinky)

and I SHIT YOU NOT the look on his face after he looked it up was like he had lost something

you’ve made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!



you could be my someone, you could be my sceneyou know that i’ll protect you, from all of the obscene

you could be my someone, you could be my scene
you know that i’ll protect you, from all of the obscene

We are creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love.

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


Good morning… <3

Good morning… <3